“I just want you to know that the President pays his bar tab. That’s how we do things.” —, 44th President of the United States, while paying for a glass of Guinness on May 23, 2011 at a pub in Moneygall, County Offaly, Ireland, the village where his great-great-great grandfather once lived.
(Source: pag-asaharibon, via jackscoresby)
GAY GIRLS…
…if you aren’t able to do you duty and be with a man and love a man, you’re just not disciplined enough. Sometimes you have to force yourself so that things can work, you know?
so true.
Umm..I hope this is a joke? if not HOW in the world did it make itself to my dashboard???
Forcing yourself to do something that makes you extremely unhappy and goes against everything that makes you, you. …makes sense… ??
WTF.
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Ace of Base - Don’t Turn Around
I feel like if they don’t play any Ace of Base tonight I can finally give up on that bar
Haha i love this song!
My mom is a racist. When she watches the news she’s able to tell by the way the victim was hurt if the suspect was black or white.
ExampleFox News: A man was stabbed nearly to death in a park 6:30 Sunday morning.
My Mom: I bet a white man did it. Black people don’t even get up that early. We don’t even kill on Sundays. That’s the lord’s day.
DEAD
LMFAO
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Today, I went to the Apple store and found out one of the iPhone’s numbers. I then waited across the store and texted “I’m watching you” whenever someone picked up the phone to use it. Best afternoon ever. MLIA
Can I say that this is amazing? Because it is.
New Blog Post: I AM AWESOME. Period.
Jaimielee if I hadn’t of actually seen you and touched you, I’d be convinced you were a figment of my imagination. Like…WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECT???
I want to make this meal.
I can’t sleep. My brain keeps going over the events of today. I hate seeing my dad cry.
Dinner for 1 tonight: mahi mahi, puerto rican beans, brown rice, and a drink i concocted. Strawberries, mango, and malibu :)
